Customer: I went to Newtown today.
Me: Why's that?
Customer: I wanted to go to that new pound shop. You know the one.
Me: No, I don't know Newtown.
Customer: You know the garage by the roundabout?
Customer: Well, you go left by that, then curve up the hill and you come out near the garden centre. You know the one I mean?
Me: No. I don't know Newtown.
Customer: The one next to the furniture shop.
Me: No. Never been there.
Customer: Well, I went there.
Me: Great. Would you like another drink?