Thursday, 19 July 2012

Across the bar

Customer: I went to Newtown today.

Me: Why's that?

Customer: I wanted to go to that new pound shop. You know the one.

Me: No, I don't know Newtown.

Customer: You know the garage by the roundabout?

Me: No.

Customer: Well, you go left by that, then curve up the hill and you come out near the garden centre. You know the one I mean?

Me: No. I don't know Newtown.

Customer: The one next to the furniture shop.

Me: No. Never been there.

Customer: Well, I went there.

Me: Great. Would you like another drink?

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